Humor me for a sec: If you wrote a book, you wouldn't let it sit and collect dust on your shelf and expect people to take notice when they visit.

You wouldn't spend months planning an epic party, and then immediately forget about it the next day. Those memories would dominate Facebook and Insta for weeks to come. #tbt

You wouldn't have a kid, let your friends and family know, then never mention it again. (Unless you're Harry Potter's aunt and uncle, who hid him away under a staircase.)