I'm a pretty even split of Phoebe and Monica -- creative type who gets a little too competitive on the racquetball court.
If you're into fancy bullets, I've got those as well:
✦ Copywriter and brand strategist with experience working in-house, freelance, and at an agency.
✦ Specialties: website copywriting, social media content
✦ Chill unless watching my Portland Trail Blazers blow another lead, then all bets are off. Dame Lillard for prez.
Bonus: I can also put together a decent ad layout if the designers are out (Adobe Creative Suite skillz)